Three men, a cheerleader, a princess, a transexual & a little baby
Kelly breaks her arm while levitating during a yearbook picture, so the gang (i.e. Zack, as the others seem to be totally incompetent when it comes to child care) has to watch her baby brother. Also, we get a lesson in how to speak English with a French accent, courtesy of Mrs. Egg.

Bring it on!
And by "it," I mean ankle-length cheerleading skirts. Does anyone else think Jessie might be trying to hide something by insisting that the squad wear these ridiculously long skirts?

Baby you can drive my glorified golf cart
Slater buys a new car, and it is, as they say in Grease, a "real pussy wagon." Or, since this is SBTB, it's "a real chaste-kissing-on-the-cheek wagon." But that doesn't stop Slater from making orgasmic noises, much to the dismay of everyone involved. Nor does it stop Zack from flying into another jealous rage, of which the poor driver's ed golf cart is a casualty.