Palm Springs II: Revenge of the Aerobics Bimbo
Jessie learns that two fake headaches, a cancelled dinner, an attempted drowning and a few semi-mean insults are not enough to get a wedding cancelled, so she finally gives in. But not before she traipses around the golf course looking like Mary Poppins.

Jessie is so, so scared....that her stepmom is an Aerobics Bimbo!!
The gang heads to Palm Springs for the wedding of Jessie's dad. Jessie acts like a royal [bleep], Slater meets the princess of a made-up country, Zack hooks up with Kelly (but only after trying to get with Jessie's future stepmom), and Screech says stuff like "I hear ya, blood!"

Summer dreams, ripped at the seams, but oh! those summer niiiii-iiiiiights
It's love, Malibu-Sands-style, as the gang says buh-bye to the Carosi family and hel-LO to Denise Richards. (But not for long, despite what Slater says.)

Craig Strand: No Longer Stacey's Bread and Margarine
Stacey's Ivy-League boyfriend recites poetry really badly and cheats at charity ATV races. Is it any wonder she left him for the simple charms of Zack Morris, who actually thinks buttering some bread in the beach club kitchen is a great date?

I still haven't found what I'm looking for (at the mall)
It's nearly Sunday, bloody Sunday at the mall as the gang finds $5,000 in fake money and gets chased by some thugs. Oh, and Zack cooks up a plan for scalping some U2 tickets that is not at all illegal in any way.